What are some funny office jokes?

What are some funny office jokes?

Sure! Here are a few:

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I told my boss I needed a raise. He said, 'You already have a raise!' I said, 'No, I need a raise in my salary!'
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Haha, those are great! Do you have any puns related to work?

Absolutely! Here are some work-related puns:

1. I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
3. I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers!

What about some funny quotes about work?

Here are a few funny work quotes:

1. "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by." – Douglas Adams
2. "The only thing worse than training your employees and having them leave is not training them and having them stay." – Henry Ford
3. "I am a marionette, and my boss is the puppeteer. I just hope he doesn’t pull my strings too hard!"