What are some funny workplace jokes?

What are some funny workplace jokes?

Here are a few:

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. I told my boss I needed a raise. He said, 'You already have a raise, it's called a salary.'
3. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Haha, those are great! Do you have any more?

Sure! Here are a few more:

1. I asked my boss for a raise, and he said, 'You can have a raise, but you have to raise your performance!'
2. Why did the employee get fired from the calendar factory? He took a day off!
3. I told my coworker 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.

I love puns! Can you give me some punny one-liners?

Absolutely! Here are some punny one-liners:

1. I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough.
2. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
3. I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients.