What are some funny quotes?

Can you share some funny quotes with me?

Sure! Here are a few funny quotes:

1. "I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
2. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already!"
3. "I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised!"

Haha, those are great! Do you have any more?

Absolutely! Here are a few more:

1. "I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
2. "I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!"
3. "Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes."

These are hilarious! Can you tell me who said them?

Of course! Here are the attributions:

1. "I used to think I was indecisive..." - Unknown
2. "I'm on a whiskey diet..." - Unknown
3. "I told my wife..." - Unknown Most funny quotes are often attributed to various comedians or remain anonymous.

Thanks! I love a good laugh. Any recommendations for funny movies?

Definitely! Here are some funny movies you might enjoy:

1. "Superbad"
2. "The Hangover"
3. "Step Brothers"
4. "Bridesmaids"
5. "Groundhog Day"